A bowl of high quality weed packed exceptionally well and full, sometimes fitting up to 1.5g of chronic in a single bowl.
"Damn dude did you pack this bowl?"
"Yeah bro, there's about 1.3 in there."
"Shit, I didn't know we'd be smoking a Texas bowl. We're gonna be fucked up."
"Hell yeah, everything's bigger in Texas bro."
The toilet bowl-beaked bird played with the hornets.
(Noun)
-the act of shoving a chili pepper of your choice into your asshole
My shit hurt so bad you’d have thought I did a chilean salsa bowl lastnight.
Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.
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Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.
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Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC
Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.
this mean that you've lived more than someone
jIMin IS OldEr
jimin: jeon jungkook! (...) i'm 2 years older than you! i've lived 2 years longer! i've eaten 2130 bowls of rice! (2130 bowls more of rice)