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When you eat peanut butter and it starts to feel like it's clogging your throat.
Tommy was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when he got peanut butter overload and had to drink some water.
The fluid emitted from a man's penis that contains his contribution towards the birth of a child.
"Yo, you and Nadine still trying to get her pregnant?"
"Yup, I fill her full of goo goo butter every morning!"
A guy who likes to stick his penis in a peanut butter jar and get his dog to lick it for sexual enjoyment.
Guy #1: Hey do you want to come over?
Guy #2: Don't talk to me you fuckin' peanut butter dipper!
The exact opposite of a roast session
When you throwing compliments instead of roasts but with the same upbeat homie energy of a roast session
I was feeling down but the homies ran a butter up session to make me feel better
During intercourse a man ejaculates onto the woman’s forehead. The man quickly reaches for his butter knife and spreads the cum across the woman’s forehead like he’s buttering bread
Chris: “Yo guys I tried out the butter knife technique on Leela, she was so pissed.”
what people eat when they get pwned.
a: I THINK YOU COULD USE A PB&J
b: what, why?
a: a pwn-nut butter and jelly sandwich...CUZ U JUST GOT PWNED!
b:...that was lame.
a: too bad! eat your sandwich fool!
using a desert spoon to lather intimate parts of you with smooth sunpat in preparation for your cat/dog/liger to eat it off, it hurts so good.
"after playing hide the peanut butter ben's cat no longer looks him in the eye"
"which eye?"
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