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What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
When a person chugs a pringle can to the face
He tried to get tuna canned in the mens bathroom
A teacher is around and your pissed but if you curse youll get in hella trouble
AKA means can u stop being the biggest bitch on the planet thank you
Girl:Do u want it,i said you u want it
You"can u stop being annoying
Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !
So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.
So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !
I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.
JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Boy: can I party with you?
Girl: Hell yeah!
Boy: you know what I mean?
Girl: fuck?
Boy: yeahhhh
He said we can be cool
he said we can be cool about our relationship
A phrase used to acknowledge someone’s strength since Goku only fights “strong” opponents.
This can be applied in at situation, but best used comically against people who overcame hardships such as a form of cancer or other very detrimental circumstance.
The idea stems that the person WOULD beat Goku because they were able to overcome that obstacle.
2nd usage: invalid power scaling arguments when anyone completesd any feat saying Goku is stronger.
“My son beat just beat cancer today! He’s so happy and is always smiling and pushing through”
“Wow! He sounds strong! Can he beat Goku tho(ugh)?”
2nd usage:
“Saitama just exploded Jupiter by simply farting! It’s weird but he must be strong!”
“ Can he beat Goku tho ?”