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When your dick curves to the side
Tanya: "That nigga's dick was curved as fuck. He had that macaroni dick."
When someone gets 'Raccoon Dicked', it means they had a girl with heavy eye makeup give them a deep throat blowjob and got mascara all over his dick from the result of her eyes crying from gagging and dripping her eye makeup everwhere.
That slut Tiffany, Raccoon Dicked Steve last night!!
A bike seat.
Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?
its were your willy is shaped like a peanut even when it is hard
my pennis really like pean dick
Small shriveled dick that looks like half a breakfast sausage
That sizzle dick is so gross
That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.
Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.
The juiciest cock you have ever seen. It usually takes 3 girls to suck it off and sometimes a guy. Other people will say it is smol because they have never seen a dick so massive
yoooo Thomas dick is so much bigger than Hansens dick