But-chur Face

Instead of butter face for women, butchur face for men who has an excellent body but an ugly face.

Jason: I'd like to think Im the sexiest man alive!
Rachael: I disagree. You're a butchur face.
Jason: What?
Rachael: Everything but-chur face is hot!

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chillin face

When you scrunch up your lips to look ugly (i.e super mutant)

dude stop fucking doing the chillin face

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Da face

n. slang: Anything and all things related to the social networking site FACEBOOK.

alternate spelling:
da face, the face, theface, thaface

"Hey Jordan! Welcome to Da face!"

"Man, I was on tha face last night and it crashed! Sux man."

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pasty face

When someone's face is unattractive.

"Hey, I think Blaze fancies you, do you think she is pretty?"
"Yeah she's buff but her face is pasty " or "She's got a pasty face"

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nigga face

1) Giving the look of complete innocence while waving your hand, open palmed, in front of your face.

2) The look of complete shock...all while waving your hand in front of your face.

Derek: "Did you just steal that?"
Neale: "Hell no!!! (Nigga face hand wave)

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Ines Face

Noun.

An expression similar to that of the French word Moue, which means 'A pouting grimace'. Ines Face differs slightly as it is only achievable by super cute women, usually when they do not approve of a joke made at their expense.

I told her that she acts like a monkey, I could tell she didn't think the joke was funny as she pulled an Ines Face.

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dick to the face

Dick to the face: Anything that impedes the goodness of life such as failing a class, getting a detention, etc.. A dick to the face can also be something lame that catches you off gaurd, such as a pop quiz. Dick to the face is a substitute of the word gay, meaning sucky.

If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"

Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"

Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.

Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF

I lost my wallet! Thats a dick to the face!

Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.

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