video game

reasons why KK and Doom don't kill live targets often.

Thanks to GTA Vice City, KK and Doom dont have to play gun tag with tyhe Lyle Avenue bums today.

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Gaming Chair

A good way to waste your money when you can get a much more comfortable and ergonomic office chair for the same price.

Friend: Hey, you should get a gaming chair cause it increases your FPS.
Me: Umm, no thanks

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gay games

any activity that you don't want to do or that a friend is doing that you think is stupid or a waste of time.

TP: "Why are you talking to that hot bartender all the time, lets go play pinball."
Pete Dick: "Fuck you, pinball is gay games."
The Cooker: "yeah, fuck you TP, gay games, let get drunk instead."

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The Big Game

The best rivalry in college football. Stanford University plays University California Berkeley (Cal) for The Axe. The Big Game in 1982 had the most spectacular but controversial finish in the history of college football. Simply called The Play, five Cal players touched the ball on a zany kickoff return that gave Cal a 25-20 victory, although I swear the second player's knee was down.

Stanford has the record for consecutive Big Game victories, winning in 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 00, and 01.

Cal has won the last two Big Games.

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hunger games

To beat to a bloody pulp or murder. Comes from the book the hunger games where children fight to the death.

person 1 "Did you just step on my puma?"
person 2 "yes, what are you gonna do about it?"
person 1 "I'm gonna hunger games your ass with a wrench then hide the body in the woods."

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n game

A racist game. Notice it is called the "n game" and the guy is black. It does not mean ninja it means NIGGA.

I'm gonna go blow up a black guy on the n game.

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mind games

psycological tricks (reverse psychology, etc..) used to gain an advantage on one's adversary. Mind games can be used for casual situations like billiards or intense moments like convincing your boss/teacher that you were, in fact, on time. Invented in 2007 by Los Gatos Soccer head coach Rusty Millard. Not to be confused with Old Greg's "love games."

Rusty, " I was like, "Whatever Matt, I know you wanted to wear your green jersies, well you know what? It doesn't matter, we invented mind games""
Porter "We did not invent mind games Rusty"
Rusty "No, we did, last year"

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