Balls in her Sauce

When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your balls.

Moby Dick: Dude I put my balls in Snickers sauce last night.

Friend: Damn dude. I wanna put my balls in someones sauce!

Dude. I put my balls in her sauce last night.

Her/She

Kind of sounds like Hershey’s the chocolate brand.

Wanna go to Her/She’s house

Does she go by her fucking pronouns as her name or is that we’re gonna get diabetes at a chocolate factory?

Both.

A witch and her cat

A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter

(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)

smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat

other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot

Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?

"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."

"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."

Fire-cack-her

When you clap her cheeks at high speed making them red and blue then bust into the air showing your love for america

I’m going to fire-cack-her on the beach on fourth of july.

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shake her ankles

used to describe any sex position where the woman’s ankles shake back and forth from rapid cheek clappage, missionary with legs upwards is an example of one of those positions, it’s essentially like saying legs shaking but less on the nose. variations: crack her ankles, shook her ankles, break her ankles, can also add loose to the end.

“You did WHAT with my sister?!” says Bobert
“Relax man, she just let me shake her ankles loose.” says Mr. Dickinson

Dii with her room

A picture of a joyful girl standing in her nicely decorated room, giving positive energy to those who sees it.

Seeing Dii with her room always gives me some good vibes. Her shining smile truly makes my day.