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Fill a small baloon with a drink of your choice, freeze it. Insert it into the rectum with the tied end exposed. Have vaginal sex with the woman ontop. Usually preceeds a Surprise Spring.
After intercourse, or during, when the iced drink has melted, pierce a hole in the exposed part of the balloon and the guy/girl drinks the fluid that "springs" from the anus.
I enjoyed playing in my girl's" Ice Palace Jam" last night, but particularly enjoyed the "Surprise Spring" I drank out of her ass!
When a man introduces sharp jagged stones into his urethra, and is then fellated by a polar bear which then swallows the stoney jizz and dies of asphyxiation, and after having died is violently raped by the man. Amen.
popid pos pops popis si no porque?
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when you shit in a girl's mouth then bust a load in it and mix it up with your dick
Bob: Hey she's kinda pretty
Jim: Stay away from her, i heard she gave an ice cream swirl once, she's nasty!
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The white vaginal mucus that is present while a girl is ovulating.
Nathalie: Holy shit! Did you just come inside me?
Brian: No bitch, thats just God's ice cream.
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A gay man, or woman, who is visibly gay, does gay things, says gay things, sucks on hot dogs or bananas on facebook pictures.
Damn Victor, stop touching him. You're ice-o-gay.
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n. At the climax of "doggystyle" sex, the penis is removed from the vagina or anus in such a way that ejaculate covers both the lower vagina and anus (Or testicles and anus in male-male intercourse). The receiver of the cup maintains their position until the "ice cream" is licked off, either by the "ice cream" dispenser or a third party.
When Julie farted, the ice cream bubbled out of the cup.
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A 40 oz. of Mickey's malt liquor mixed with a Sparks malt beverage. Tastes like Shock Tarts.
That Compton Iced Tea is a dangerous beverage; you need to bring your shotgun to drink that shit!
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