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French Popsicle

When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.

"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"

by Yuckfu March 10, 2022


in the French

In the original format; in the original version; in the first edition; as it was originally intended to be

“Why is that word taken out?”

I don’t know, it’s in the French.”

by Texan Talk June 21, 2024


French Trumpet

When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.

Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.

by Englishtwat88 July 3, 2018


french meeting

a french meeting is another word for a sexual hookup

Kierran: "Hey Keenan, wanna smoke a bowl rn?"

Keenan "I can't, I've got a French Meeting" *winks*

by kierran169 November 24, 2023


French Martini

A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.

Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.

by ipopiad September 3, 2016


French buttsex

The sexual act where a male insert his penis into an anus and swirls it around like a helicopter propeller. Like the tongue during a french kiss .

agendus gave hera a French buttsex so hard that she propelled to the roof

by Slothy13 November 23, 2016


French reacharound

When a French woman reaches around a French man from behind to touch their schlong, but it ends up feeling like a baguette

"Yo, your cock really felt like that sourdough shit when we did that French Reacharound shit last night"

by BigSacalicious May 7, 2024