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when you're at a concert and everyone starts pushing each other and running on each other
i was at a concert yesterday, and everyone started screaming and pushing each other to the ground, what a travis scott moment
A moment that is heavily dumb and stupid
He just got 30 percent in a test, what a Freddy Gleghorn moment
Reaching the age of realization that you are only Big Box greeter employable.
After receiving my 50th rejection letter I had a Senior unemployment moment and knew it was time to apply to where all senior greeters have gone before.
When a person interrupts another person saying:
Yo, I'mma let you finish, but.... - then something that was the best to them..
Person 1 (won first place for cake contest): Wow, thanks so much.. I worked hard on my strawberry cake-
Person 2: *gets up and interrupts Person 1* Yo, I'mma let you finish, but chocolate cakes are the best cakes of all time.. all time!!
Person 3: Wow, that dude just had a total Kanye West Moment..
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The single best moment in a persons life where they have truely reached max potential, i reached my jamer momement at the first climax scene in dora the explorer(but it has to be the live action movie). Until one has reached there true max potential they can no longer create an unlimited source of Thanos power. There are several more requirements, i will list them now, 1. you must have god on speed dial, but not your pussy god, i am talking about allah our savior, 2. you must be a brownie, at least 42,069 hours of watch time, 3. you have to have gotten blown by the aflac duck or the geeco lizard, 4. you must have three dads, 5. have all knowing god tier fortnite emotes irl, 6. must have built the lego death star twice, 7. and most importantly you have to have to let shrek take your virginity. If you fit the requirements congratulations you have reached peak human evolution and can now have consensual intercourse with Shane Dawsons cat.
I met a pack of Jamers they smited me with the power of Thanos, my dogs corpse was the only thing left. That was when I reached an epic jamer moment
When you've finally done something that should be so simple to do, but takes you so long to achieve.
(Inspired by the moment Tom Hanks finally made fire after so long trying in the film cast away)
I tried threading a needle but it took me an hour to do this. When I finally threaded the needle, I shouted with joy. That was my cast away moment.
A very unnescesarry and over dramatic explosion, caused by an underwhelming force; most commonly demonstrated by the action film director Michael Bay.
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