guinea pigs in my pants

An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.

Yes, I TOTALLY have guinea pigs in my pants!

flying by the seat of your pants

When you don't prepare for anything or tell anybody anything until the last minute.

John: I didn't start getting ready for our 8:00 flight until 7:30.
Joe: Dude you're flying by the seat of your pants.

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I’ll shit your pants

An insult meant to throw your opponent off their game. It can end an argument or leave an opening to stun them before you storm into their closet looking for a pair of pants to actually shit in.

Try me bitch. I’ll shit your pants.

I Shitted In My Pants

I Shitted In My Pants LOL I Am For Real

I Shitted In My Pants Man

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Whitey Tighty Pant Lift

When you have a roommate that just won’t shut up so you take their whitey tighties and lift them over the back of their head

I’m totally going to whitey tighty pant lift my roommate if he doesn’t stop talking.

i shit my pants

can someone help me clean it up please?

i just took a huge shit in my pants. yup, i shit my pants.

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make happy in one's pants

1. To suddenly discover that one, under circumstances of excitement or happiness, that one has in fact ejaculated.

2. Goes the same for any type of substance which has been released into the underpants.

Mommy...I made happy in my pants again...
What have i told you about playing on the tyre swing?

1. Wow! A Butterfly!
It's enough to make happy in one's pants

2. You make one happy in one's pants!