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When you take that shitty baby protector off of a bic lighter.
"Hey Nate Dogg can you Studio Jack this lighter for me?"
When ever your friend goes to do a small task such as getting a soda, but takes multiple hours instead and comes back with a Nintendo Switch
"Hey guys, i'm gonna go grab a soda." *4 hours later* "Sorry for pulling a jack guys, but now i have a Nintendo Switch
The Jack and Pass is a bedtime ritual, some people swear by it. To Jack and Pass is to jack off and then pass out. The excitement of masturbation followed by the relief of getting a nut puts you in a relaxed state, allowing you to fall asleep quickly.
Person 1: Hey we're going to the bar, wanna come with?
Person 2: Nah I'm kinda tired, probably gonna go home to Jack and Pass.
Coolest badass girl on the island in LOTF (Piggy is a pile of shit who deserved the harassment). Proves that killing a pig is the coolest shit ever!!
Jack Merridew should use an electric scooter to kill a dumbfuck called "Piggy" who has ass-mar and acts like a 2 y/o bitchead.
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A difficult wrist exercise often so powerful it leads to broken arms, fingers, wrists, divorces, a lot of time alone in your room, and death.
I was Jacking Off last night to cheese grader hentai
when your jack off session is interrupted by laughing so hard you momentarily get six pack abs and lose your boner since blood flows to your gut
Came across an exquisite gif on /b/ and tried to jack off but it turned into a bugout jack because i was thinking about memes the whole time
a sexy man that pulls and girl he wants (but saying that jaz is the only one for him), kind, cool and sexy hair
jack dean is the hottest mother fucker around