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To be exploited severely; under paid substantially to where one would rather be unemployed than accept that job.
She made me start at 8 am and work until 8 pm 6 days a week for $300 a week. She tried to Mexican me, fuck that
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Helping someone obtain something, usually free.
Person 1: "Sort me me some weed g"
Person 2: "Here we go mate"
Person 2 would give Person 1 a small amount of weed for free
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(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.
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"Ult me," you say in a cry for help- specifically in the form of another person using their ultimate attack (ult) on you so that they may render your existence, and therefore your very suffering, null and void.
Synonyms:
-Shoot me
-Destroy me
-End my life
-Extinguish my flame by tossing me in a bigger flame
-Pull the trigger, Piglet
"I can't believe my life is a lie! Ult me, God!"
-Truman, The Truman Show
"If I don't pass this class, I want you to ult me so I don't have to take it again."
-College Sophmores
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It’s a reference to The Venture Bros. This future guy comes back to the past and starts following Dr. Venture around and whenever Dr. Venture tried to talk to him he shouts “IGNORE ME!!!” It’s funny. That’s a good show. That was a good bit. I liked Ignore Me Guy. That’s why I made the reference.
Hym “Oh! You see it? He said the thing YOU said about ignoring and mocking! See!? That’s hilarious! And just like that the infinite feedback loop is born. And you can say ‘Well, you don’t have to watch it! I mixed my sperm with my homo partners sperm so that when the egg was inseminated (yeah, shit, fuck you iPhone autocorrects! I knew I was spelling it right!) we wouldn’t know who the real father was or something! I married someone who shares the same name as me because I’m a narcissist and I like to yell my own name while someone comes in my butthole!’ But that’s dumb. Your brains are dumb. Because I’m in the feedback loop either way. It’s like saying ‘Don’t look at the sun!’ It doesn’t really stop the sun from being there. It doesn’t stop me from catching glimpses of it. Shit, sometimes I drive either east or west and have no choice but to look at the sun. And that’s the point of the feedback loop. You have to drive east or west sometimes. Makes it super easy to sell sunglasses. I’ve literally bought sunglasses because I knew some of the main routes I’d be taking where either east or west. But that’s what Jordan Big-Brain Peterson wants.
He advocates for it explicitly. It’s the east and west job to play out their roles. But the east is not doing it’s job! They tried to fire him and they need to go back to what they should be doing! So everyone else just has to sit in the loop and wait to die so his walking talking turds can, I don’t know, do whatever they want...... Oh, right, IGNORE ME!!! Oh, wait, you CAN’T! I’m too good at this thing I’m doing! And my dick, it’s so cool and better than everyone else’s. You can help yourselves! And that’s ok.”
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to claim something for yourself
yo me pilito la torta!
(i claim the cake!)
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everyone that is not me is stupid
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