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The act of peanut butter creaming yourself aka shitting and jizzing in your pants at the same time.
I ate some peanut butter creme oreo's and peanut butter creamed myself.
it sounds like it should be suggestive but who knows?
you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?
no? why?
i don't know if it's a real thing but it sounds like it should be
The exact opposite of a roast session
When you throwing compliments instead of roasts but with the same upbeat homie energy of a roast session
I was feeling down but the homies ran a butter up session to make me feel better
During intercourse a man ejaculates onto the woman’s forehead. The man quickly reaches for his butter knife and spreads the cum across the woman’s forehead like he’s buttering bread
Chris: “Yo guys I tried out the butter knife technique on Leela, she was so pissed.”
A guy who likes to stick his penis in a peanut butter jar and get his dog to lick it for sexual enjoyment.
Guy #1: Hey do you want to come over?
Guy #2: Don't talk to me you fuckin' peanut butter dipper!
what people eat when they get pwned.
a: I THINK YOU COULD USE A PB&J
b: what, why?
a: a pwn-nut butter and jelly sandwich...CUZ U JUST GOT PWNED!
b:...that was lame.
a: too bad! eat your sandwich fool!
using a desert spoon to lather intimate parts of you with smooth sunpat in preparation for your cat/dog/liger to eat it off, it hurts so good.
"after playing hide the peanut butter ben's cat no longer looks him in the eye"
"which eye?"
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