word to your mother

An anachronistic corruption of the phrase "word to the mother", which was a popular reference to Africa or "The Motherland" during the late 1980s Afrocentric movement. While the replacement of "the" with "your" effectively obliterated the term's Afrocentric roots, it continued to be used in the same manner, that is, to express agreement. Alternatively, the "your" could take on sinister connotations, implying that speaker was sexually intimate with the listener's mother, as in "say hi to your mom for me", or, in keeping with the whack terminology, "props to your mom, she's da bomb". Finally, the phrase might mean nothing at all, and be used to ineptly feign street cred, in the style of Vanilla Ice.

Jeff - "Given the uncertainty of today's market, I'm strongly considering increasing my portfolio's share of treasury bills."
Greg - "Word to your mother."

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N-Word Pass

N-Word Pass can be given out by a black person to a white/non-black person with indefinite uses. But user of N-Word Pass shall not abuse the word by saying it in a rude/malicious way towards black person. The capacity of the N-Word Pass is 0/1. A singular non-black person can not have more than 1. Failing to follow the rules can lead to a suspension. (A chosen period of time that the non-black person can not use the N-Word.) A Ban (A indefinite amount of time without the use of the N-Word unless you apeal to the same black person and they remove your ban.) And lastly taking the N-Word Pass (The non-black person can no longer say the N-Word till they acquire a new one.) These are the basics of the N-Word Pass.

After N-Word pass has been given
Black Friend: I give Connor a N-Word Pass
Connor aka White friend: Thx my Nigga
Black Friend: No problem

Before N-Word Pass has been given

Black People:
Connor Aka white person: Wassup my niggas
Connor gets jumped*

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seemingly harmless words

Words that seem innocent and harmless but are not.

Friend 1: Hey! go to urbandictionary and search for alabama hotpocket and angry dragon!

Friend 2: lol, k. Those are seemingly harmless words.

Friend 2: OH GOD.

The first word on the internet

The first ever word typed on the was login, but after the ¨l¨ and the ¨o¨ where typed in, the system crashed. So the first actual word on the internet was ¨lo¨

Charley Kline: Ladies and gentleman, i will type the first word on the internet, ever.
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*

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word demon

a person who is able to come up with the most random stuff, its also very funny, and in

An example is talking about a person with a fake leg, and saying she\he is a pirate

The example of word demon is:
im captin jodi li come here so i can rip off your dick with my hook hand

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Insert Word Here

A phrase to insult someone without saying anything wrong, thus letting them use their imagination on how insulting you meant to be.

My music recording teacher always calls us fops, sops, and simpltons. I went up to him and said "Your such an insert word here" he then gaped at me and told me i was mean. (he laughed a few minutes later)

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man of my word

Someone who believes they tell the truth, keeps promises, and doesnt make outrageous claims.

If I say that I'm going to do something, I will do it, you can count on me... I'm a man of my word.

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