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A person who is attractive in non-traditional and unconventional ways. A hotness that defies the mainstream ideals and definitions of aesthetic “hotness”.
The people who fit this definition ironically would never use it to define themselves because it is their lack of interest in being “hot” that is a key feature of their hotness.
“That girl is no supermodel, but damn is she rocking the alternative hot.”
“You know that guy Jeff, he’s not what you’d call classically hot, but he’s definitely alternative hot.”
The warm sensation one feels on their bum using the toilet seat after another individual.
I was going to take a nice and peaceful dump, but to my unpleasant surprise, I was greeted with the hot seat. Thanks DAD.
I wake up to sizzling sounds from the kitchen. I walk up and there you are preparing something in a pan. I pussyfoot towards your back, cannot keep my hands from doing what they do: i offer salt, pepper and further instructions on how to proceed with the food. You look at me like what the fuck and i find it so funny i start dancing like mc Hammer. You say that i am an autistic child caged in an old hags body. That makes me laugh even more and i start breakdancing now.
You are holding the super hot pan with both hands now. I take my chance.
A group of three people who are astoundingly hot individualy and add to the other two members of the trifecta of hotness' hotness just by being.
Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki and Misha Collins of Supernatural are the most common example of the trifecta of hotness.
How I like my cookies and girls.
Damn this cookie is just like how I like my girls. Soft and hot.
When you drop a metaphorical heater, be it a slow moving creamer or an explosive ass spray, on an arrogant person’s face…and that person is a government official of any capacity.
The IRS tried to say I made false deductions, but when I produced the receipts, they were blasted with a generous Hot Austin.
A half- Hispanic, half-white woman, usually 30 years or older that guys flock to everywhere she goes, a celebrity in her own right, great fashion sense, independently wealthy, single, and will also hold her own in a fight.
Man, did you see that MILF ?? SHe is ROXY HOT!