oh my goawd

same as 'oh my gawd' 'oh my god' etc

Oh my goawd! Where did you find that?

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Why oh why’s

Why oh why’s are a particular type of defecation in which the passer of said stool is left sweating on the toilet, contemplating their food and life choices as the cramp-inducing, potentially fiery fecal matter violently passes through their turd cutter.

-Yo, has anyone seen Steve?

-He’s been in the bathroom for a half hour; think he’s dealing with some why oh why’s. He probably gonna post a pic in the group chat of it soon.

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Craig, Oh Win

(interjection)- Awesome, Hells yeah, Nice!

-"I got tickets to the Rick Wakeman show!"
-"Craig, Oh Win!"

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uh oh...... stinky!

Poop 💩 hahahahaha 😂 Poopies 💩 Funny poopies alalalahahaha 😂😂 Funny poop 💩🤣 Poop funny 🤣 Weeeeee 😆😆 Haha yay more poopy💩 Good poopy 👍 Poopy funny 😆 hahahahaha 🤣 poo 💩 poo 💩 poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩 funny 😂 Yay fun poop 😆💩 hehehe poo 💩 Poopy 💩 yay poop make me happy 😊 happy 😊 happy 😊 hahahahahahaaa 🤣 uh oh 🙈 I think I made a poopy 💩 Poop in pants no diaper 👖 That's funny 😂 hahahaha 😂😂 Oopsie 🙈 Poopy underwear now 💩💩 hehehehe 😂 We want poopies! We want poopies! 💩💩💩 hahahahaha🤣hahhahahhaaa🤣 Poo💩 cough POO!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

uh oh...... stinky!
poop haha funny!
funny poopies!

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09 (oh nine)

to make love to; to have passionate sexual intercourse

how to 09 (oh nine)
Guy 1: Hey dude, how'd it go last night?
Guy 2: i 09'ed her.
Guy 1: you're awesome.
Guy 2: i know.

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oh my god god

what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice

Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!

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uh-oh spaghetti-o's

please refer to oh shit

cop: "Sir are there any drugs or any weapons ion your vehicle that I should know about?"
me: "No sir!"
cop: "HOLY SHIT there is over 10 punds of weed in your trunk"
me: "uh-oh spaghetti-o's!!!"

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