back in my day in veitnam there used to be people trying to snipe us in the trees
GET DOWN BOYS THERE IN THE TREES
Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?
hey you know that dude who wont let his ex date other people yeah that's tyler the tree pisser.
When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them
“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”
did you fall out of a tree?
oh, i fell out of a tree *wink cackle cackle*
The opposite of a Tree Hugger; One who hates the environment, litters, does not recycle, does not believe in Climate Change or Global Warming, ect.
Jimmy is such a Tree Mugger! He Leaves his Hot Cheetos bags all over the ground!
When you bend over a paralyzed girl and cum in her ass.
Me and Diane did a bending tree last night in bed.