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The overall vibe achieved when men whom have reached a certain age, weight, and comfort with their social status get together to not only tell stories from their glory days, but to also inspire each other to engage in other ill advised behavior simply for their collective entertainment.
Todd: I heard you’s guys telling stories on your podcast while I was driving up to the lake house.
Huff: Total Big Guy Energy on display, am I right?
Todd: Totally
The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.
Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."
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known online as PewDiePie, is a Swedish YouTuber and a shower shitter, known primarily for his Let's Play videos and Shitting in the Shower .
It was when all toilets were occupied when shit in the shower guy's destiny was made.
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AKA - “CHG”
A man with a relatively large amount of local fame within the Philly-area Yik Yak community, known especially for his frequent posts and responses in which he offers to give head to essentially any anonymous yikyak user with a penis who comes across his offerings. Additionally, he is known to meet people accepting his offers in one specific Library. His primary (or “real-life”) identity is publicly unknown, and the symbol of an egg emoji with a green background (his personal version of type of symbol given to YikYak users to give them a unique, faceless identity on the app alone) is the only feature that makes him recognizable on the app as the real Charles Head Guy. In legend, some (and potentially many) people have met Charles Head Guy to accept his offerings of quick and easy head.
Charles head guy is often referred to as “CHG”, an acronym for his official alias.
I can’t believe Charles Head Guy is trying to meet up with someone at 3 AM on a Wednesday. CHG is a madman.
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notorious on tumblr for a lengthy screed turned copypasta detailing why he believed he should be able to own a human pet. he has called himself "the cybersmith" since approximately 2014 and despite the belief of many that he may be a "bit", a three-hour interview proved his validity as a self-proclaimed "libertarian monarchist." in recent years he has become a reply guy to twitter user SAMOYEDCORE and retweets diaper- and other fetish-related pornography. he is a fan of the fallout series, fallout 4 being his favourite and perhaps what he bases some or most of his politics off of. he also has an account on reddit where he posts fallout-related meta-analysis, which he would no doubt prefer to be known for.
a did you hear that human pet guy thinks ancient romans all lived in tiny colosseums?
b i heard that human pet guy wanted to be pegged by young maggie thatcher.
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A subtle reference to a girl who is perfect, a 10, a mythical unicorn.
This party is the pits, but did you see that Five Guys?
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Kim Seokjin, the visual prince? No, he is more like a visual king! Have you ever heard a person can get viral for his look just by getting out of the car? Well, Kim Seokjin the eldest and the very talented member of BTS did this too effortlessly just by getting out of the car with his stunning prince like appearance that has always been there in his DNA.
Do you know Kim Seokjin?
-Yes, of course. That car door guy literally took my breath away.
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