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It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!
One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
A furry winter hat with ear flaps that look like a dog's ears, hence the name.
Look at that guy with the dog hat!
When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.
When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.
Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.
the day where you are forbidden to steal anyone's hats
"Also tomorrow is officially a don't steal hat day this is because calvin got new ones and others will not wreck them immediately"
August 24
International bucket hat day
Wear a bucket hat all day, post about it, show off you favorite bucket hat. Cool kids only.
“hey it’s international bucket hat day” kai
“ik it’s all over my feed and it looks like your not celebrating” taylor