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The greatest RA to ever come out in a towel in the basement of the dorm building.
My homie is jacked as fuck and even with a towel loves to let it hang. Broski is a real homie who must be packing something massive. We love him dearly. His deepest darkest secret is his BDSM score, which he swears to never share with anyone ever again. His greatest weakness is the brown note, which causes him to sprint to the bathroom like Usain Bolt.
Person 1: Did somebody just play the brown note?
Person 2: Probably, there goes RA Ryan. I can hear the shits coming already.
If this is you your the best fucking person in the world. Your smart,cute,funny and just amazing in general if your name is Ryan Teschke then your amazing.
Person 1: “Who’s that?”
Person 2: “Oh thats Ryan Teschke hes a good person I recommend being his friend.”
Ryan J is an epic UK YouTuber known for making shite videos. He Is part of a group channel called "Me And The Boys." All the members (including him) are nonces. He does have a massive cock though.
Your Friend - "Did You See The New Ryan J Video?"
You - "Ew No! Why Would I Watch That Nonce?"
Jacked, hangs out with the chillest dudes, wears the freshest clothes, eats at the best restaurants, gets all the ladies.
I would fuck Ryan Miller. HARD. Almost as hot as Luigi
He is the biggest fuck boy in the world. His eyebrows acted like trumps wall back in 2016, btw his eyebrows are posers. He has nine black kitty cats and 4 dildos with boxes on top of boxes full of extra small condoms. He is dating his Mom and is having a threesome with his dad. He goes to Smith School in Ramsey and is gay.
they say they are 'friends' but we know the truth
ryan and allyssa: "eww i wouldnt date a 16 year old" "shes 14 itd be weird af"
also allyssa: "happniess has 9 letters but mine has 4"
also ryan: *heart emojis liked by allyssa*
Ryan salt is a dreamer every thing he does is a just a dream because what happens to Ryan and how everyone else sees it is completely different
Jake:hey want to hang out?
Ryan salt:hey want to go hang your self