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The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.
Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.
"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.
Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?
Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.
Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!
Man, those June showers bring scary tornadoes
Similar to a regular shower, but in a friendly home with potable running water that leaves you clean, refreshed, and feeling awesome.
Having secured a Pflugerville Shower, I can rest easy until the evening.
When you spray poo all over someone or something to show your territory or show dominance. You will usually see a hippo doing this.
That man got diarrhea on his ear from that hippo doing a dung shower
What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf
Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways