tijuana taco

A Tijuana Taco is the turned-up or folded-up bill of a baseball cap being worn by anyone that is used (almost exclusively by the filthy fucking mexican) as the perfect temporary storage device for their taco when they are taking a shit.

Oh mang, i reelee got to take a cheet but eef i poot down my deeleeshees taco somebodies ees going to steels eet. Wait a meenit, i done haves to poot eet down i can juss poot eet heer on dee tops of my deesgusteen bazeball cap dat ees so conbeeneeinly locadid on my greesee, feelthee head seence i already have dee reem of my cap foldeed up like dee tijuana taco my mother teech mee to make !! ...ALL ACCENTS USED IN THIS EXAMPLE WERE TRANSLATED VERY CAREFULLY FROM ENGLISH TO BEANER BY A REAL AMERICAN OTHERWISE KNOWN AS A WHITE MAN, SO PLEASE REMEMBER TO USE THE PROPER DUMB-ASS BEANER ACCENT WHEN READING, OR, IF YOU ARE ALSO A WHITE PERSON, LIKE ME, JUST PRETEND THAT YOU ARE RETARDED.

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taco punch

the art of forcing a taco down an onry eaters' throat, in One Blow, While Yelling Ta-co Punch!

Damn kid won't eat his taco!

give him the taco punch!

TAA-COO PUNCH!!

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dropped taco

When a girl loses her virginity, she is said to have "dropped her taco", thus breaking it.

"OMGGGGG i dropped my taco last night! :)))"

"I made her drop her taco."

"I cant blieve i dropped taco to him ::((( omgg lol now i mite as wel b slut."

"Dude, it's a shame how many women are willing to drop their tacos... just to drop their tacos."

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poop taco

A descriptive noun - something that is poorly thematically coloured; a tacky image.

Imagine a rainbow coloured taco. After eating this taco, if the colour pattern and arrangement of the colour blotches on your plate was unaesthetic, then this a poop taco.

After your not so rad friend sends you a bunch of coloured text interspersed with stupid little smilies, you say, 'Hey man, stop putting poop tacos all over my screen!'

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choco-taco

It is another term for a dirty sexual act, the Choco-taco has gotten it's name when a male decides to take a "dump" into the female partners vaginal insides.

Daddy: Come on sweety, you want your choco-taco?
Daugher: Daddy, what's a choco-taco?
Daddy: Well hunny, spread your legs.
Daughter: *spreads legs*
Daddy: *Takes a poop in her vagina*
Daughter: Daddy, why did you just poop in my hoo-hoo?
Daddy: Well sweety, I was showing you what a Choco-taco is.

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TACO IN A BAG

tacos in a bag. mushy. cheesy. beefy

boy: Want a taco in a bag?
boy 2: no thank you i just had my taco in a bag.

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Denim Taco

When a girl where her tight jeans hiked so high you'd think they climbed Everest, and the fabric shows off the taco shell underneath.

Another name for camel toe, more specific to tight jeans.

"That girl needs some looser jeans, you can see her denim taco!"

"See that girl over there?"
"Yeah."
"I'm having denim tacos for dinner"

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