The act on shiting and not wiping then getting your girlfriend to lick the exesess poo particals out of you ass hole
oh man i got all wiped out last night
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Another term for a Fat Yank. Coined by the fat cheeks which appeared on Tom Hanks once his shoddy career started (for no reason) to balloon out of nowhere.
Jim: "Oh look it's Tom Hanks, and he looks kinda fat."
Joe: "Yes. He's the All-American Pudge".
Jim: "Haha".
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a term used to describe something in a positive, but much more fabulous way
Melinda: Did you see her outfit?!
Michelle: Yes girl! *snaps* it was all over the walls!
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A drinking game. A group of people sit around a table and count up to 13. When they hit 13, everyone says "ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!" and drinks. The person who said 13 will make up a rule for a number, for example, "On the number 5, everyone with a white shirt has to drink."
The count starts again. When it gets to (for example) 5, everybody (for example) with a white shirt will drink. When it gets to 13 again, the name of the game is yelled and the person who said 13 will make another new rule for another number.
Possibly the fastest way to get drunk in a drinking game, aside from Roxanne. It's preferable if you don't pick a rule that's universal to human beings, like "everybody with a heartbeat."
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13!
ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!
13 Person: On 8, everybody with a sweater on has to drink!
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When being rejected to some plan you had with a friend, or any plan at all.
"Hey I can't come to that party with you tomorrow."
"Hey it's all cherry pie."
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to let ur big ones take a breather. also to make your audience stare with wonder at your nice and firm titties.
When Samantha was at our party, she got extremely drunk and let it all out.
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do you see billy over there, don't he look bad as he's been up all night for the last 5 days
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