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When an opportunistic American ensnares an unsuspecting Dutchman to satisfy his eccentric bowl-related kinks.
When you're engaging in foreplay with a lady, and you insert two fingers in her vagina, and one finger and her poop shoot causing her to curl into the fetal position, after which you proceed to throw her like a bowling ball
Todd: What happened to your wall over there?
Rob: Oh that's from last night when I bowling balled Lindsay, we hit a perfect strike.
When a woman is big, fat, or round and take three fingers to please
Man, all these chicks are bowling balls. Let’s bail.
A heavy ball with 3 small finger sized holes in it that is used to knock over pins with. it is commonly found at bowling alleys.
what, did you expect something else?
The Bowling Ball knocked over 4 pins.
A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.
Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.
The art of bowling balls, my children.
having several fingers inside your partner.
Ian was feeling kinky so he used his girl as a bowling ball.
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A person with 2 fat parents, aren't overweight but have rolls.
My friends parents are Bowling Balls