ghetto cake

Using a slice of bread, preferable one purchased from a government assistance, and spread store bought icing across the top covering each corner.

Dad gambled his last paycheck away, now we have to settle for ghetto cake on my birthday.

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Caked-Up

A lot of makeup.

Yo she's liked, caked-up.

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Zebra Cake

Where a man shits, jacks off, then splooges into a zig zag to make it look like zebra pelt. Then the man eats the zebra cake or makes someone else eat it.

Yo Josh, my girlfriend ate my Zebra Cake!
Josh: That's disgusting bruh

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Cake Spank

Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX. Doggy style ya dig?

We cake spanked last night. I couldn't resist she just had the hottest cakes man.

I've never cake spanked before..

OOOH i just wanted to spank those cakes!

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Puss-cake

Someone is weak like a cat (puss) and soft (cake)

Can't believe you got scared your such a puss-cake !

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Cake Topper

(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.

He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.

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Skin Cake

When a vagina is so loose it looks like a birthday cake

Hannah: Wanna go screw ????
Bob: Bitch please that pussy is a skin cake!!!

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