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When you and a buddy are double poundin a bitch and you stick a cold buttplug in her ass right as the dude hittin it from the front cums causing cum to shoot out her nose from the shock of the cold buttplug in her ass
"me and a homie were double pounding this bitch and right as I was cuming he hit her with the alaskan snow dragon"
When you sell another house on February 28th.
Happy National Snow Day Blow Day!
SnowDayBLOWday 49
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Having a laid back or chill summer. Often being lazy and not going outside at all. Usually looked down upon.
Dain: Wanna go the waterpark? It's outdoors!
Mattt: 1: What's an "ootdoors?"
2: I'm busy playing *insert relevant game*. It's gonna take all summer to beat!
Dain: Fine Mattt, enjoy your SNOW-SUMMER! Lazy...
black people enjoying a holiday of skiing
"It's nice that all ethnic groups can enjoy the slopes during the season. For instance, the coconuts in snow look like they're having a wonderful time!"
Attack/Anger a group of Liberals (snowflakes)
He decided to melt the snow when by yelling "women suck" next to a group of snowflakes
When you wait a week to cum and take pills for more seamen. You let our a huge load on her face. Then proceed to lick it off and kiss her.
You: you like to snow ball
Her: babe that was a snow Boulder
Baby I been wanting to snowball you.
Well get ready cause I'm a give you a snow boulder