That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

finding my sock

excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"

dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.

"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."

Sausage sock

Slang for condom. Australian origin.

"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"

sock weed

When youre at a party and you smoke a lot of joints and blunts when they're roaches you nonchalantly stick all in the side of your ankle where your sock band is A.K.A "Sock Weed'

man that party was dope, do you know how much sock weed i got?!?!

boot socking

Femboys and women commonly do “bootsocking” for stylish reasons. The act of folding socks over top of boots.

Addy loves bootsocking in her dirty cowboy boots before changing into her cheer shoes. She loves folding the top of her socks with her femboy friends before eating cock. Take top of sock and fold over top of boot “boot socking”.

sock it

same as suck it
at least sounds like

3-6-9, damn, you fine
Hoping she can sock it to me one more time