i don't catch

another meaning for 'i don't get it' or 'I don't understand'

karina: "lesbian"
lisa: "i don't catch"

Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice

Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)

see don't pree

When going out, to not pay close attention to someone you might know. Commonly used on social media.

(Social media post) Going to (place) /see don't pree

National don't go to schools

You can get to schools at all

Hay I don't have to worry about going to school today because it's national don't go to schools

Don't Spill

The coolest man ever. He is short and stout but really cool.

"Don't Spill is above every other!" I need to give $50 to Don't Spill!"

I don't wanna

I don't wanna be your friend. I don't wanna be your bestfriend. I want to be your sister. I want to be your mom. I want to be your mate.

I don't wanna be your stranger.
Neither do I wanna be your friends.
I want to be your mom so that I can lactate you. I want to be your sister, and we start having incest. I want to be your mate everyday for the rest of my life. Just you. Only you. You alone.

I want you so badly. I love you, baby.

You don't pay my sub

An argument people in MMORPGs often use to combat critisism (even if intended as kind advice) from other players. While usually associated with Final Fantasy 14 players, it can be seen, albiet less often, with other MMOs due it being able to be used as a general term.

Person 1: Try moving out of the AOE next time. Don't worry about interrupting your casting!
Person 2: Excuse me? You don't pay my sub!
Person 3: *Sarcastic tone* I can give you a subway gift card! *Rimshot*