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A sigma chad with an unimaginable amount of power. Gets all the ladies. Very sexy and gets people from multiple genders.
Man 1 - Look at that kris over there.
Man 2 - I wish I could get as many ladies as him :(
Some christian dude that is obsessed with Jesus and christianity,
He is a huge nuisance to his workers, basically, He is a complete idiot, especially to non-christian People.
Hey Bob, Have You Heard Of Kris?
Yes, He is A Dumb Bitch!
Known for having a big head and shaped like a football with a m
Yo did u see that head at the store yesterday? I think it was a Kris
Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.
Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.
Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!
Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.
Kris: Moooo!
Kris is someone who people probably thought was scary as fuck . They're just affection deprived. Go hug a Kris today :
"psst , kris, I love you hehe"
kris is very annoying. Not only he will call you short when ur not, but he will keep saying that. Kris will act like he is talking to other girls, when in reality ur the only one he is talking to..
-have you heard of kris?
-surely not but he seems like a bozo!