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"Bob looked at the calendar, and saw it said 22 January"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"
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Jump on ur tallest friends back day!
“Why did u jump on my back Anna “ because it’s dec 22!!!
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A special date or occasion when the most beautiful woman gave birth to the only purest boy on Earth. The boy was blessed with a calming voice, pretty smile, wholesome personality, and a great perspective. This occasion might be not known by a lot of people but it is the date remembering the first cry of a great person. People are so thankful for your existence, Kim Seungmin.
Person 1: Can you give me a special date?
Person 2: Sure. September 22.
Person 1: Why September 22?
Person 2: Because that is the birthdate of the greatest person ever existed on Earth!
Person 1: Oh. That is Kim Seungmin, right?
Person 2: Yes! I'm glad you knew about him. Mark your calendar now so we can greet him on September 22.
Person 1: Sure! I'll thank him because he is a real inspiration for me. Kim Seungmin is such s blessing.
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Though numbers pertaining to rules are completely and utterly random some numbers are recognized associated with one rule.
Recognized as a clarification of Rule 21.
Person A: Let's say that Rule 34 is 'Trollers always win'
Person B: Hey! Remember Rule 22, man! Rule 34 is always 'If it exists there is porn of it.'
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April 22 is 4/20 too. It's the weed make up day for all the people who missed 4/20.
Person 1: "Dude, yesterday was the best 4/20 of my life I smoked sooooo much weed how much did you smoke?"
Person 2: "Oh shit I forgot about 4/20, I missed it."
Person 1: "Don't stress man, tomorrow is 4/20 too! Get it? April 22? 4/20 too?"
Person 2: "You're a dumbass."
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Jason- Hey Bro it’s august 22!
Liam- Oh really what does that mean?
Jason- National Brotherhood day!
Liam- Oh well, happy national brotherhood day bro!
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National Hug and hold hands day with yo BF or GF
Boy: it's October 22
Girl: ok
Boy: give me your hand
*holds hand*
Girl: Aww
*blushes*
*and give her a hug*
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