Ayo wanna hang with out later?
I mean ye, its Nov 26,sucking homies saturday!!
AYO
This is the day the queen of pop was born.
June 26, 1993 is the day Ariana Grande was born
This is a day to flirt with your guy friend/crush. If you don’t your a pussy. Idk hold his hand or compliment him or something ask him out IDK z just do something,
Person: Hey Bitch, I like your hair today
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?
Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.
If ur born on February 26 ur one of the most beautiful and smart and more person on earth but u catfish people so they can have Sex with u but yeah
February 26 birthday people are so beautiful u don’t need a boyfriend
National Give A Michael $20 Day. A day where every time you see a Michael for the first time that day must give him $20.
It’s February 26! Happy National Give A Michael $20 Day, Michael. Here’s $20!
national kick a dick in the dick day
anna: *kicks jack in the dick*
jack: why did you do that?
anna: its october 26th
jack: mening?
anna: its national kick a dick in the dick day
National make your toxic ex jealous day
“Oh look the ugly bean pole is crying in a corner cause you look so hot” “Why?” “Cause it’s October 26th