The day that OnionBoys Patreon was finally taken down and he went full meltdown.
November 26th is the day Onion lost his paycheck!
If ur born on February 26 ur one of the most beautiful and smart and more person on earth but u catfish people so they can have Sex with u but yeah
February 26 birthday people are so beautiful u don’t need a boyfriend
National Give A Michael $20 Day. A day where every time you see a Michael for the first time that day must give him $20.
It’s February 26! Happy National Give A Michael $20 Day, Michael. Here’s $20!
national kick a dick in the dick day
anna: *kicks jack in the dick*
jack: why did you do that?
anna: its october 26th
jack: mening?
anna: its national kick a dick in the dick day
National make your toxic ex jealous day
“Oh look the ugly bean pole is crying in a corner cause you look so hot” “Why?” “Cause it’s October 26th
This is a day to flirt with your guy friend/crush. If you don’t your a pussy. Idk hold his hand or compliment him or something ask him out IDK z just do something,
Person: Hey Bitch, I like your hair today
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?
Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.
This is the day the queen of pop was born.
June 26, 1993 is the day Ariana Grande was born