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promise to oneself saying: "I shall not masturbate"
Someone sends you a picture of a hot chick and you reply back: "must not fap". Simple :)
The nap you take after you get done stroking it.
Man I was exhausted after that marathon jerk...I had to take a fap nap.
The time you spent furiously masturbating to porn.
*skype rings* *sound ends*
Matt types: ffs pick up kid
*10 mins later*
Phil types: sorry m8, fap session
you auto fap
check out the definition for "Auto Cum" because these are the same thing essentially
leyang: time to auto fap!
also leyang: watches furry porn
leyang: :confounded:
when your in school and you get a random boner and you know you can fap without the teachers finding out.
"Dude i was in social studies and i pulled a sneak fap, i have to go change im all wet."
"I was sneak fapping when my teacher called my name to turn in my work and my pants were all wet and everyone saw."
When you fap to a certain extent that your penis subsequently becomes chapped
That girl is very hot i will have a fap chap later
a tent made with blankets and sticks with tissues inside, for when you have to rub one out or fap in your own little tent with your faptop.
"Jamal get out my fap tent its my turn."
"Tyrone you nigga did you use all the tissues in my fap tent?"
"Son get out of your fap tent time for dinner."
" I have to poop but i cant leave the fap tent."