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The 69 position which requires the male to be sporting a gotee in order to perform the sexual act properly. The male must ingest the vaginal area like a zombie.
David shaved his face today so that we could do the BJ Zombro," said Raechel "and it was fan-fucking-tastic!
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When a girl's about to give you a bj and you knock out her teeth with a nice punch. So, then she can perform a granny bj. Teeth free.
Angel knocked out Angelas teeth so she wouldnt bite while giving him a granny bj.
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when a woman gives a man a blow job and while he is finishing, she licks the eye of his penis with her tongue very quickly smearing the cum all over and most likely getting it on her face.
man, I gave a dirty BJ to my boss in his office! He loved especailly when I got cum on my face when I quickly licked the tip while he was cumming
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1. An interception machine at who starts at Quarterback, used by inept coaches to give opposing teams easy wins. Counterproductive offensive item who currently screws over the University of South Florida.
2. A quarterback with little to no skill at the position, recruited correctly by most schools as a wide receiver or running back, but given a QB scholarship by a stupid school.
1. Football Fan #1 - Man, look at that QB throwing balls to the opposing players like they are his receivers.
USF Fan #2 - You think that is bad, you haven't seen BJ Daniels play.
2. FSU Fan - Man that BJ Daniels would have made a good Running back for the 'Noles
USF Fan - Did you know that he plays QB for us?
FSU Fan - LoL sorry to hear mate, didn't know he could even throw
USF Fan - He can, just to other cornerbacks and safeties.
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During the course of your birthday, your significant other puts your penis in their mouth and proceeds to sing "Happy Birthday" to you.
"That Happy BJ was amazing."
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A shove given by a man receiving fellatio, to the head of the giver, to facilitate the situation. The shover is always male, although the shovee can be male or female.
"Ron was getting impatient with Jessica's technique, so he gave her a BJ shove to show he wanted her to hurry up."
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A drummer who's name doesn't stand for blowjob, but for Barrie James.
He was the drummer of Procol Harum from 1967-1977 and was one of the greatest drummers of rock with his unique ways of drumming.
He died in 1990.
Person A: Who's that on your shirt?
Person B: BJ Wilson.
Person A: Haha, BJ.
Person B: No, it stands for Barrie James.