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Like Christmas Eve & New Year's Eve, you know you will get the next day off!
Every Friday is the weekend eve.
Dude 1: Dude it’s the weekend eve, LET'S GET FADED TONIGHT!
Dude 2: Sorry man, I work tomorrow...
Dude 1: (Silent for a bit) WELL IT SUCKS TO BE YOU HOMIE!!!
(Picture Dude 1 walking away while flipping the bird)
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The Black Friday for procrastinators.
What's today? Christmas Eve!? Time to start shopping.
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A term used to show disapproval for lesbian realtionships.
Sam: I saw a lesbian wedding on TV just now.
Wendy: Gross!God made Adam and Eve, not Madame and Eve!
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one of ten perfected human females created during the cold war by the russians to make a superace capable of beating the americans. also became the name of a band
that is an eve 6 over there
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Excel Virtual Environment Online, a Microsoft developed tax computational game, created to encourage children to start filing their taxes from a young age.
"My friends told me about an excel-lent new game from Microsoft; EVE Online. I was going to play with them, but then I got high."
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Playwright, anti-violence activist and feminist best known for the Vagina Monologues and the Good Body. She is Dylan McDermott's stepmother. She is the author of several books and she's featured in several movies related to the Vagina Monologues. Her work is somewhat rooted in her history as she was raped and physically abused by her father as a child.
I read Eve Ensler's new book, The Good Body. It's quite good.
Eve Ensler is a great role model for rape survivors.
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A dumb fucking idiot who will steal your toes, then take your hoes
“Wow, what the hell is jimmy doing?”
“I dunno, but he sure is acting like Goldfish Eve”