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After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.
"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."
A sex act defined by licking your partner's nipples while he or she masturbates him/herself to completion.
Too tired for sex? How about a quick Windsor thank-you and then we can binge watch The Office.
An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
if someone gives unnecessary comments that you didn’t ask for you can deal with it with sarcasm:) and humor!
lif someone was like ewww! that person stinks you could say “thank you for your city your frank”
Accidentally crop-dusting an unsuspecting member of the public or waiter who you are thanking for something
When my bill came at the restaurant, I accidentally dirty thank you’ed the waiter
thank you for the happiest year of my life
thank you for the happiest year of my life
The influx of thank you messages sent to a group chat post-party and addressed to the host of the party. Usually a form of virtue-signaling.
*Friend hosts party”
Groupchat after party:
Person 1: Thank you!!!!
Person 2: yes thank you so much!!! it was so so much fun 😁😁
Person 3: thank you for hosting!!
Etc…
Host: man check out these fake mofos on the thank you bandwagon