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the worst feeling you can have...when ur heart is just getting twisted around and your just waiting for it to break so it can end the pain...
I have a bad case of twisted heart....
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to not take something the wrong way or think its wrong... not ot twist wut someone has told you.. one love
dont get this twisted dogg, but nikki, she's my bitch, so you best back off.
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When one inserts a large texas toasted sausage link (with the diameter of 6 inches) into the anus of their partner and twists it while slowly pushing it upward until it reaches the intestines, forcing them to rotate there body in an attempt to adjust their self into a comfortable position.
the other night, me and my wife did the texas twist. i turned the sausage so fast she twisted and kicked me right in the face.
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The official drink of Philadelphia and Wildwood this delicasey will have you feeling blessed for days. Comes in many flavors However lights are the best flavor
Pass me that twisted tea that’s on the jawn
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When your in the club, you pull a girl early into the night and then comes the big decision wether to stick with that girl till closing time in the hope she puts out or to twist and try to find a better looking girl.
Calvin: "That girl I pulled at the bar has amazing blowy lips"
Gary: "She's a bit of a porker bro...stick or twist?"
Calvin: "Nah bro it's 2.30am I'm sticking"
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The official beverage of summer outings and high school parties. Often drank by girls and inexperienced drinkers due to its low alcohol content but not shunned by males like Smirnoff Ice.
Molly got hammered off 4 twisted teas last night, I got a buzz.
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Loliver twist is when you are pickpocketed by a child when you are lolling with a fellow loller.
Man 1: That joke was so funny. lolololol!!!
Man 2: I know lolololololol!!!
Man 1: lololol
Man 2: Shit! lol! Wheres my wallet? lol
Man 1: lololol you just got loliver twisted LOL
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