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When you are using a toilet that was already filled with pee, and the water splashes up against you when you use it, giving you a golden shower from someone you do not know.
person 1: "I was using this toilet with pee i didn't bother to flush, and when i dropped my dump, it splashed all over me! It was quite the anonymous golden shower."
person 2: "Sexy."
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Songs with incomprehensible words and similar beats to previous songs.
Doesn't matter how loud you listen to Hip hop anonymous you still wont understand the words, maybe that is why so many people drive around blarring their music.. they are really asking for help with an interpretation.
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Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.
guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"
guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"
A former narutard who appearently gets off on writing scathing reviews of a site such as Ninpocho that probably banhammered him for bad behavior and troublemaking, he is true to his name in trying to raise Hell because he has a personal vendetta against a site that decided it was too good for him.
Probably an emo kid who cries himself to sleep as he holds the bandage to his arm after cutting himself to feel anything at all, Anonymous Hellraiser clearly doesn't understand the fine line between enjoying creative writing and pretend, and decided to get hateful when someone made that line clear to him.
Member of NC 1: Hey, did you see that entry written by Anonymous Hellraiser?
Member of NC 2: Yeah, that arrogant prick probably wrote it because he wishes he could still play and compensates for his poor writing skills by trying to publically trash a website's credibility when he doesn't know how to deal with his childish anger.
When a female doesn't remember who she had sex with the night before, but feels like she was penetrated.
Stephanie: why are you walking like that? Get some last night?
Terri: im not sure. Seems I received an anonymous tip.
There exists a type of customer that is a Sunday shop workers worst nightmare, they frequent smaller or independent one person shops and exists soley to deny the worker a lunch break by not leaving.
You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.
Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.
I've been here for 5 hours now and I had a late finish last night, I'm dying of hunger...why can't that anonymous browser go away so I can go and eat?!
A group of soyboys that we pretend to be controlled by, even though they don't go to the true frontline of revolutions.
Anonymous: LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKING PRICKS!
Chad Gamers: ะะตั.