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Someone who ought to not be attending college. These people are generally completely clueless as to what they want to do with themselves but are too stupid to study a real subject and so major in business thinking that it will somehow lead to money. Sadly what these sad individuals tend to not realize is that they're a dime a dozen and should be counting their blessings if they manage to get a job that doesn't involve the phrase "would you like fries with that?"
"That guy we just passed had business major written all over him."
"A real loser huh?"
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Low tier management, climbing the corporate ladder but just above peon and thinks they're the shit. Dresses in brand head to toe but drives a people carrier. Plays sport with other business wankers. Probably got a wankery name like Rory, Gavin or Gary
Gav is off to play golf with his fellow business wanker friends.
The art of walking around at work, moving papers from one place to another, to give the impression that a person is busy at work
I was so pretend busy at work today; I completely missed the Christmas party that we had today.
“Im busy” while laughing
The most un-genuine “im busy”
He basically said “fuck you” to me
So I now I see how it is
KRRR BOOWWWWW GYAAAAAANGGGGG
Person 1 What kind of business?
Person 2 GYANG BUSINESSS BOW BOW
A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.
Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops