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When the phrase "mos def" becomes played out, it is necessary for one to start using the phrase "mops def".
You wanna play some Mario Kart 64?
Mops def, my good friend. Cheerio.
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A human who has been ejaculated upon and is serving the function of a mop or a rag. Once the semen has been removed that person is no longer a jizz mop.
After John blew a load in Sally's face she became the hottest jizz mop around.
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A technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones testicles. The testicles are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. Optimally done when victim is extremely passed the fuck out.
At the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot passed out on the floor. Bad move. He eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished Mopping the Deck on him.
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The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.
Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.
'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down.
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concentrated LSD. A sheet of acid that is used to soak up spilled L when cutting it from crystal form.
my boy gave me the mop up after he cut that gr of crystal he got from Moonstar.
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A guy getting fellatio. Needs a boner to happen. can be used in present tense: boner mopping, and past tense: boner mopped
Past tense: I got my boner mopped last night from some chick.
Present tense: You're really great at boner mopping.
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When you're at a club/bar and you take a girl in the bathroom, bend her over, wrap her legs around your waist, and mop the floor with her head.
After Andy politely asked everyone to leave the lady's restroom at Player's Dance Club, he gave Caroline the dirty mop.
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