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Instagram Warrior

An Instagram warrior is usually a female who will appear very good looking on their Instagram account. With lots of photos of themselves and lots of followers. When, in reality, they are often ugly in person with an awful personality. Easily confused with a catfish but the key difference is a catfish pretends to be a completely different person, but an ig warrior just makes themself look a lot better and different to how they actually are.

"Howay man, a good looking lass is in my dms"
"Be careful mate she looks like she could be an Instagram warrior

by Willy Bagnall December 1, 2019

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instagram apology

The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.

The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.

"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"

"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."

"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"

"What kind of option is that?

by HostileChemistry February 1, 2014


Instagram purge

An time where instagram randomly deletes accounts/followers/etc. Basically hell!

"Not another Instagram purge! I was at 200k!!"

by AnonymouslyDone July 6, 2017


Instagram Makeover

Like a makeover, but instead of changing the way you/someone else's Instagram appears. Some people say that social media is an extension of the person, but I disagree. You can be a great person and have great traits but have a terrible ig. I don't know how else to say it.

Oh my god, who's that new kid?
That's Grayson. He's cute, and he seems nice, but he is in desperate need of an Instagram makeover.

by henry1272838442 January 7, 2023


Instagram vegan

Someone who pretends to be something they are not on social media.

He posts alk the time about his clean living vegan lifestyle, but I saw him tucking into a lamb kebab after the pub shut last night. He's just an instagram vegan.

by janethepaint May 21, 2017


instagram makeup

The super extra make up that include rainbow eyeliner, awkwardly colorful eyeshadow etc.

I would wear instagram makeup at school, but I don't want to wake up at 4 in the morning to do it.

by Xos der June 3, 2017


Instagram syndrome

When mostly girls think that they are fat, obese, ect. when they have normal healthy weight and they want to lose big portion of their weight. Example: From 65kg to 50kg.

It is really hard, maybe impossible to fix this.

Tom: My girlfriend thinks that she is fat and she wants to lose weight.
Jerry: Standard Instagram syndrome.

by PanDavey January 6, 2022