My sphincter took the jimmies and I ruined my clothes !
massive surprise anal insertion
my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday
Big Sphincter Energy or "BSE" is the substitute phrase for "assholes" when the internet is inevitably censored and we can't mock billionaires anymore.
"Yeah, that Blue Origin just reeks of BSE"
"If his attitude had a smell, it would be unfettered ass. I'm feeling utterly stifled by that big sphincter energy!"
The act of shitting yourself while laughing at something. This happens because you were laughing so hard, your anus laughed with you.
Friend 1: 'My little sister told me the Justin Bieber movie was the best experience of her life and started to cry'
Friend 2: 'What did you say?'
Friend 1: 'I started laughing uncontrollably, but then I had a Sphincter Giggle and ran to the bathroom to clean up'
Friend 2: 'OMG I think I just had one too!'
To behave or act like an asshole; asshole-like.
That was mighty sphincterous of you, dickhead.
Johnny, i was gonna fuck your mother last night but I realized how much your father's sphincter titties turned me on. I fucked your dad Johnny.
The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.
Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...