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The act of giving pleasure to a woman with a popsicle.
Sebb: So how far did you guys get?
Tarek: Well lets say the highlight of the day was the eskimo delight i gave her
Sebb: damn she's freaky
Tarek: I know :D
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When two brothers have sex with the same woman at different times and remain on good terms.
Man 1: Bro, I fucked Becky.
Man 2: Bro! I used to fuck her!
Man 1: Guess we Eskimo Twins now!
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The act of rubbing icy hot all over your dick and then performing intense anal sex.
I tried to angry Eskimo his ass, but couldn't before I came all over her back.
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A song sung by Captain Pip Bernadette in Volume 2 of the Hellsing manga. Seen by fans as one of Pip's defining characteristics.
The lyrics to the Eskimo Song are as follows:
I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
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When you soak your hands in freezing cold water until your hands become freezing cold and you fists someone.
(also check Eskimo Hand Job)
I gave my girlfriend an Eskimo Fisting and she jumped up and kicked me in the face.
I Eskimo Fisted my girlfriend and she dumped me.
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The relation between a man and the children of his ex that she had after him. The man before the Baby Daddy, once the Baby starts to call him uncle.
Child: Uncle, uncle!
Mommy (tells the 1st Baby Daddy): Did you know my other kid calls you uncle?
Man: Yeah
Mommy: And you're OK with that?
Man: Yeah, as long as she doesn't call me daddy. I'm her Eskimo Uncle. You know cause we both past by the same Igloo once.
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a cold fishy vagina surrounded by fur
"she had a fucking eskimo purse man"
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