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The Schlatt incident of '99

ah yes, the incident of 99 sit down and Relax what happened was a popular YouTuber Jschlatt has been doing crimes since 99. This one was the largest as he wanted to hook up with this bitch named Emily and found an 88k watch on her wrist and followed her home as he had a knife in his hand and brutally killed the 20-year-old girl and stole her watch for money.

The Schlatt incident of '99 was horrifing.

by Exhofade December 8, 2023


99 %

99 % is the Absolute worst thing in geometry dash Especially When it is the hardest level Tartarus

Bob died at 99 % on Tartarus

by incylix February 22, 2021


99/1

you wrote 9/11 wrong, dummy

"Damn, I wish 99/1 never happened"

"The hell is 99/1?"

by thehellamidoinghere June 22, 2023


60/99

A racist talking point used by a political party in an attempt to corrupt statistical data.

Cretin 1:Hey yo dawg, you hear about that 60/99?
Person 2: I have no idea what you are talking about. Dawg.

by Díctionary March 2, 2023


Pet Simulator 99

A game from Roblox, where you just hatch pets and get rarest one's, you can also buy stuff like potions, pets and such more. It is commonly played by kids.

"New Pet Simulator series just dropped, and it's called Pet Simulator 99."

by h1mm3r December 8, 2024


Brooklyn 99

Brooklyn 99 is a great show that can change the way you listen to "I want it that way" forever.
It's a cop show, and a comedy. It's very funny, you can watch basically any episode and find yourself laughing your butt off ( other than season 8 which I personally don't like ). I would recommend trying this show, you can watch it on netflix. There is swearing and some inappropriate comments (also some violence/talk of violence), but I would say its overall pretty innocent.

Person 1: Hey, what are you doing???
Person 2: watching Brooklyn 99, wbu?
Person 1: SERIOUSLY?!? You've rewatched that 50 times!
Person 2: LOL, I just can't get sick of it
Person 1: I don't blame you, its really good

by Soshnazzyqueenslay April 21, 2022


99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019