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Sydney is incredibly stupid, Sydney always thinks she is the best but that is a complete lie. She puts on hundreds of dollars worth of makeup and still looks bad. She gets good grades on spelling test but in reality, she can't even spell a simple word. She is also adopted.
Person 1: Look it's Sydney!
Person 2: Ew
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Has a fast tongue and very intelligent and beautiful
Guy 1: I want her
Guy 2: that's a Sydney obviously
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sydney is an ugly child who looks like a Down syndrome cat with and STD. Sydneys copy everything and are always single bc they eat cats for a living. Sydneys should burn in the everlasting hell, they also like at least 5 guys at a time and sit out of athletics bc they are physically challenged aka fat.
don't go in the bathroom!
why? vape..
nah sydney is in there eating cats again.
ugh that girl needs to chill
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A smart determined female that has her head on straight. She is often not noticed unless someones homework is in need of doing. She sometimes reminds people of the toritis of the "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop" comercial.
Dumb kid: Hey have you seen...what's her name..Sydney!?!
Other kid: The one that looks like that tortis, no why?
Dumb kid: I need Sydney to do my homework.
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An Interpol detective specializing in clandestine operations going deep undercover to infiltrate Gaelic Clown Porn gangs. All Sydney’s have naturally occurring size 18 feet plus red noses and can be deadly with squirting flower at 30 paces.
“Hey Jacque put your pantaloons back on and let’s get back to the Big Top, the Ringmaster will want to know there’s a Sydney here, we’re busted”
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most are brown haired, four eyed freaks.
Sydneys have Twig-like figures.
They has a outragous laughs that you'll be able to hear from miles and miles away
because it sounds like a witch-devil >:O coming to attack.
Has no ass, also known as being anerenixc but with LARGE LARGE LARGE love
handles.
She may see nice at first, but once you turn around she's talking shit behind your back. (chances are she will be trying to eat your shit too)
Sydneys usually never have boyfriends because they can't walk because their twig legs just snap.
And if you are a dude I would walk away. RUN AWAY, because chances are she just
might stalk you, find out where you live and rape you.
Sydney's usually say their are straight but look on pornobucket and you'll find lesbian pics on her page.
Warning: A Sydney may cause sucidial thoughts and actions.
Lynsey: WTF?! Is that a human toothpick walking down the street?!
Nick: Holy Shit, it's a SYDNEY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSS!
Lynsey: Oh no! Oh no! OH NO!
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