Catch-14

A Catch-14 is a situation where a solution to a trivial problem is rejected for nonsensical or nonexistent reasons. The name is a reference to one proposed title for the book Catch-22, which was rejected because the number 14 was not "funny enough".

"I had to stay late at work due to a Catch-14 my boss had with using an LDAP query to poll user information"

or

"I had to come in over the weekend to rewrite our back end code, the boss wanted to use magic quotes instead of mysqli because they were 'magic'"

"Catch 14 man" *smokes blunt*

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November 14

Official day where you can skip no nut November! So get ready boys!

Friend 1 - hey its November 14
Me - finally I can skip no nut November

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February 14

Actually, this is the birthday of the most handsome man in the world, in three words : FUCKING JUNG JAEHYUN

Oh my gosh ! This is February 14, the day legend was born !

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Febuary 14

Feb 14 is a really shitty day for single people even worst when its your birthday and you have to sit home alone and depressed

Febuary 14 being defined as valentine's day .
No party for me

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October 14

National no underwear day

No under wear on October 14

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May 14

A day in which all nationalities celebrate fornication.

May 14 India: "FORNICATION DAY!"
America: "FORNICATION DAY!"
China: "awww shit."

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December 14

December 14 is when try hard Tiktokers get on the foryou page and become Tiktok famous

Someone: Hey, I just saw you on the foryou page!
Me: Yeah, I know, it’s December 14

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