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Last minute gifts people give for birthday parties. Usually in the form of cash or gift cards.
Dan: Happy birthday! Here's your gift.
Tom: Great... Another $20 gift. That makes $100 of gift cards to Game Stop.
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A 20 spot is a $20.00 bill USD: "Do you have a twenty (20) spot I can borrow? "
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The baddest, sexiest, hottest bitches are born on this day. They are cute, guys simp on them and everyone loves them! They are great at school and when they are older they will go on holiday with there BFF! ✨🥳
Did you know Linda’s birthday is on 20 November?
Really she must be so hot and sexy!
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"i was born 20 april"
"oh did you know hitler was born that day you are fucking cursed"
When blacks chimp out, you get a far deadlier pestilence than covid-19. It causes billions of dollars in public damage, and there is a high rate of you getting beaten within an inch of your life if you encounter coonvid-20. Also this virus can infect your local footlockers and other footwear stores and will cause all your merchandise to disappear.
Damn, I thought covid-19 was bad and all, but when I encountered coonvid-20, I knew I was dealing with some serious shit! My uncle’s bar got burnt to the ground because of it!
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a person that tp 20% or higher of their check. At a restaurant, club, salon, spa, etc.
"Look, Jen, our bill is $30, We'll leave $7."
Jen: "OK, Shell, ya know, better yet, let's leave $10, they did wait on us hand and foot. And there's 6 bartenders, they all have to divide this money."
Shell: "you're right, service people work SO hard."
Jen: "thank god we're 20%ers and not cheap basterds."
A day where you go see a movie with your s/o regardless of there actually being anything good
Boy: *remembers it’s January 20th*
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok