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Joseph was born October 3rd and he a really nice person
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April 3rd is the day that the GOAT was born Connor and is a bloody legend at basketball and he will make it to the NBA one day he is a GOAT.
Connor is the GOAT at basketball said everyone and was born April 3rd
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National kiss or cuddle your friend day
On August 3rd you have to kiss your friend or cuddle with your friend today no matter what.
Martha: hey bff! It’s August 3rd!
Bethany: oh shoot I guess we have to kiss then cuddle
*kisses then cuddles full spoon*
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Medicine: When a medical student performs a female genitourinary pelvic exam.
I can't go to the show tonight because I am learning how to give a female genitourinary pelvic exam from 6-10pm, but at least I'll round 3rd base.
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It feels like warm apple pie... (Taken from "American Pie").
Have Ibeen to 3rd base... wouldnt you like 2 no... my 8th girlfriend can tell U tho...
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The best day in 4 years. Its finally time to see trump voted out. GO:
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Trump: Holds a celebration party a day before November 3rd
(The next day)
CNN: Joe Biden wins by 100 electoral votes!!!!!
Trump: No I'm staying in the WH forever. No!
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see "third coast."
East coast, west coast? Can't nobody fuck with our third coast styles.
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