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Its the day the gods were born. This person probably is the popular girl in school who likes avocados and coffee
6 august is one of the best day to be born in as a female
35👍 6👎
Tell your girlfriend your pregnant day (yes you heard me right boy’s you need to tell your girlfriend YOUR pregnant) good luck
One day on November 6....
Bf: Hey uhm Addi
Gf: Uh yeah?
Bf: I’m pregnant
Gf: *gasp*
56👍 12👎
Getting carried in a casket by 6 casket bearers to the hearse immediately after a funeral, right before the funeral procession. Then, after the funeral procession, get carried again by 6 casket bearers from the hearse to the gravesite.
I rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6.
42👍 8👎
Shrek looked at you a glimmer in his eye sparkled as he touched you softly
Shrek please I want you inside me *moan*
Shrek puts you on his bed and slowly takes off your pants you can see his bulge through his pants almost cumming from the thought of him sticking his magnum dong in your tiny hole
Are you ready for me he whispers
Yes please fuck me Shrek
With lightning speed he takes his dick and rams it into you
*auaauagh* fuck me Shrek oh yes oooo *moan* fuck me more please oooooo fuck me it feels soooooo good
Shrek let’s out a Mighty roar and cums completely filling your ass up you cum with him you never have seen so much cum it’s like you were swimming in melted ice cream you close your eyes and go to sleep
THE END
Oh Shrek 6 it was such a Good movie
a loonybin, a nuttery, basically a fruitloopville lol
Damn, dude, you're clearly off your nut. You keep losing your screws at this rate, ward # 6 is defo in order..shit..